Bah Humbug

I think I just want to sleep through the rest of the holiday season. I hate this.

Edit: 7pm. One or two more vicodin and another cocktail or two, and I just MAY! WOO!

Edit #2: 8pm. Fading fast.

Edit #3: 10pm. Started coming around, so I took another.

Edit #4: 5am. Still mostly fucked-in-half "high," but I think I'm gonna make it. Phail.